Comfee

"Widely coveted by bipedal and quadrupedal species. These soft, squishy creatures seem to subsist entirely on the miscellaneous items that fall between the segmented cushions."

Is your Comfee furniture still usable/clean, but doesn't fit in your house? Why not make someones day by re-gifting it, or sell it to a new owner and make a bit of cash on the side. Always better to keep using something until it is genuinely unusuable, rather than throw it out simply because it becomes inconvenient or it clashes with the drapes.

If your furniture ever becomes truly Uncomfee, or downright dangerous to use, then maybe it's time to see it off for good. Small pieces can fit in your red bin, but it is best to drop these off to your local Recycling Centre - sometimes they'll be able to give new purpose to your old furniture.